Shocking News

1. Elise saw an advertisement for beer which claimed that the more you drink, the more cheerful you become. She then said, "I think Daddy should drink more beer. That way he'd be happier." Carla thought it was funny. Matthias did not.
2. Shutter Island is not a scary movie.
3. Wearing a skirt on a bike is not a good idea. Unless you can bike with one hand.
4. The stove wouldn't light all week. So Matthias climbed under it to look at the cables. One had been Chu'd through. Mystery solved: Chu never had cancer, he'd just been electrocuted. Oof........
5. Too bad the Euro is worth more than the Dollar, I really want to buy new clothes.
6. My parents are going to visit me in June for a week.
7. I don't like cities. Too crowded. Too lonely.
8. I have acquired a taste for beer. (I don't get drunk or something, I just like it now and then. Which sucks because I can't drink in America.)
9. I can't wait to go to college.
10. I think I might be talented, I'm just too lazy to find out.
11. I really miss my dog, Lucky. Here is his picture:

Tot ziens,
Emily